Fuzzy

I've been told that I might need a haircut by strangers, but I resent that. I am naturally fuzzy, much like a teddy bear, and I don't see the need to get all slick and foofy for fashion's sake.
I know that sometimes cookies get caught in my beard, and that when I wake up my forehead fur kind of gets smooshed to one side of my head, but that's all part of being a choodle. I didn't get the curly hair of my father, or the straight hair of my mother. I'm kind of in between. And that's the way I like it.