I don't know if you know this, but I am an amazing soccer player, you know, what they call futbol in Mexico. I can block any ball from anywhere at any time. You can't get anything past me. And if you throw it, I can fetch it so fast that I'm a blur.
But sometimes, if I get too crazy, they put my ball away until I calm down, which means that whenever possible, I sleep with it under my head so that they can't get it. This works some of the time, but it's not very comfortable, and usually, it rolls away after I pass out. So it's not the best plan. But it's the only one I could come up with.
I had a photo of me and my ball but it wouldn't load, so here's one of me and Mami instead.
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